Brisbane Forums.com   Welcome to Brisbane Forums! The funniest on-line community in Australia! BrisbaneForums is an open message board, anyone can become a member.      FAQ   Archive   Log in   Register  Brisbane Talk Topic - End of days ......when she is appearoffline Goto page 1, 2  Next          Brisbane Forums.com Forum Index -> Brisbane Romance Author Message HellPoe Brisbane Forums Veteran Joined: 01 Sep 2005 Posts: 550 Location: Brisbane Posted: Sun Jan 29, 2006 12:10 am    Post subject: End of days ......when she is appearoffline kids are innocent and so were i ..... i was fallen in love wid my classfellow girl when i was hardly able to know how to count from 1 to 100 ....i think i was in 8th class i started writing letter to girl , as that was not the time of technology and e-mail was not even commercial. I started writing a letter to her by "unknown" name and giving her different hints about myself. One of my class fellow guy , who was my friend ,caught these letters and got know that i was the person. I had to do his home work from that day ;0(. Once i refused to do and he was such a idiot that he said to me " look i am quite nice guy and u know i can tell to all people " .......i became scared .....It took me one year to got rid of blackmailing of that guy ...... my second love was my class teacher , she was really nice lady. She used to pull my cheeks without knowing how much i used to enjoy her hands on my face when you are kid , you always have innocent feeling ,you dont think about lust ,flirt thats why kids'condem are not available at shops . I used to dream about a beautiful girl ,who will come and love me without any condition. My half of life has been passed and still i am waiting for huny-buny. Now white hairs are replacing my black hairs.......and it is hard to see a person sitting at the distance of 10 feet..... I wish i could sign up God on my MSN list to send him "Nudge " , why are u keeping me on waiting list ;0(. I understand my differences with you God but it doesnt mean that you make all beautiful girls appear offline on my real life :roll: God send me a cute girl , and please make it sure that she can cook because i am tired of eating eggs and potato everyday ....thats what i always have on my menu. Oh oh dont worry i can wash for her . God look........ people at Brisbaneforums are tired of my posts , there is no way to leave this forum until and unless i dont find a cute girl or admin doesnt ban me again . If you dont accept my prayers atleast accept the prayers of Choco or Brisbane God i know that you are very buzy in Iraq and palestine but please think about me ....Please check my all e-mails which i had sent to you and i am sure you havent checked them up , if u do ,please respond me as soon as possible ...... HP cant wait anymore ......... take care Your own HP Brisbane Brisbane forums GURU Joined: 24 Mar 2005 Posts: 2525 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posted: Sun Jan 29, 2006 9:49 am    Post subject: What is the point of this??? And why commit blasphemy by referring to having God in your MSN. C'mon HP, I know you are a good Muslim and love your faith. Don't commit blasphemy like that. Smile and God Willing, you will get what you want one day inshallah. _________________ We came, we saw, we conquered... Should we have pillaged??? Nah.... Defo Brisbane Forums Frequenter Joined: 24 Nov 2005 Posts: 159 Location: Brisbane Posted: Sun Jan 29, 2006 11:51 am    Post subject: U think He will read this? U think He uses Internet? Have u watched Bruce Almighty too much? Brisbane Brisbane forums GURU Joined: 24 Mar 2005 Posts: 2525 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posted: Sun Jan 29, 2006 1:11 pm    Post subject: He is everywhere and knows everything. Of course He knows what HP has typed... He even knows how many times you typed the letter A in all your posts in Brisbane Forums. I dunno what Bruce Allmighty is all about... _________________ We came, we saw, we conquered... Should we have pillaged??? Nah.... Defo Brisbane Forums Frequenter Joined: 24 Nov 2005 Posts: 159 Location: Brisbane Posted: Sun Jan 29, 2006 1:32 pm    Post subject: Brisbane wrote: I dunno what Bruce Allmighty is all about... Its a movie with Jim Carrey and Morgan Freeman, where Carry has been given the powers of God and sees the prayers of everyone in the world via Email A very funny movie HellPoe Brisbane Forums Veteran Joined: 01 Sep 2005 Posts: 550 Location: Brisbane Posted: Sun Jan 29, 2006 1:46 pm    Post subject: I didn’t know until and unless I didn’t reach at the end of topic that I copied the movie” bruce almighty “. It is funny movie with lot of lessons and i always say " Thanks God my all prayers were not answered" If hollywood can copy each other then why can i not copy them ...... Look at shanghai noon and shanghai knight ...... and Rush hour 1 and Rush hour 2 .........The idea of Rush hour was stolen from shanghai noon an knight. In the same way King Kong is 85% like the old version of king kong,even the author didnt bother to change the ending.......u can find lot of other examples . Brisbane Brisbane forums GURU Joined: 24 Mar 2005 Posts: 2525 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posted: Sun Jan 29, 2006 3:24 pm    Post subject: Defo wrote: Brisbane wrote: I dunno what Bruce Allmighty is all about... Its a movie with Jim Carrey and Morgan Freeman, where Carry has been given the powers of God and sees the prayers of everyone in the world via Email A very funny movie Hmmm.... I may go to Ransome to get myself a copy... _________________ We came, we saw, we conquered... Should we have pillaged??? Nah.... Defo Brisbane Forums Frequenter Joined: 24 Nov 2005 Posts: 159 Location: Brisbane Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2006 11:55 am    Post subject: HP wrote: I didn’t know until and unless I didn’t reach at the end of topic that I copied the movie” bruce almighty “. It is funny movie with lot of lessons and i always say " Thanks God my all prayers were not answered" If hollywood can copy each other then why can i not copy them ...... Look at shanghai noon and shanghai knight ...... and Rush hour 1 and Rush hour 2 .........The idea of Rush hour was stolen from shanghai noon an knight. In the same way King Kong is 85% like the old version of king kong,even the author didnt bother to change the ending.......u can find lot of other examples . Okay... so who do u want to copy now? 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