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ben_in_boomba
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Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2008 2:39 am    Post subject: LATEST HEADLINES Reply with quote
***NEWS FLASH***


ENTERTAINMENT:

* Humphrey B. Bear comes out of retirement to host talk show

* Supporting actress with kleptomania "steals the show"

* Mr. Squiggle's wife dies of lead poisoning

* The little engine famous for saying "I think I can, I think I can" diagnosed with Alzheimer’s disease. Now says: "I think I did, I think I did"

* Fat Cat auditions for "Biggest Loser"

* Ronald McDonald launches bid to buy back father's farm

* Disturbing footage of Disney on Ice

* Inspector Rex to face corruption charges

* Family of "Wally" turn to Channel 7's "Where Are They Now" for help


POLITICS:


* Bill Heffernan makes inoffensive statement

* Mr. Speaker loses voice. Future in Parliament now uncertain


BUSINESS:


* Cigarette company execs still deny link between smoking and cancer and also dispute link between intercourse and pregnancy

* Despite drought, QLD Xmas tree grower says he has nothing to pine about

* Petrol company execs blame latest price hike on "the boogie"


SPORT:

* Anthony Mundine falls from stage during press conference in Sydney. Escapes serious injury by landing on inflated ego

* Football player gets through entire post-match interview without saying "Yeah, nah..."


MISCELLANEOUS:

* Petrol sniffers switching to cheaper substances such as cocaine

* A sloth nearing retirement age says he's just looking forward to slowing down

* Suspicious looking tooth cavity searched at airport

* Cat receives minor lacerations from scratching post

* Study reveals butterflies prefer margarine

* Impoverished cloud forced to pawn lining

* Camel steak spits at diner

* Mysterious white bear with ambiguous sexuality identified as "Bi-Polar"

* Newly recruited soldier discharged after remaining conscious during passing out parade

* The "p" in "psychology" threatens to break his silence



benbrodrick2008

Michle
Brisbane Forum Guest
Posted: Mon Mar 10, 2008 4:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
LOL!!! Smile
Where did you get this stuff?
If you invented it you probably switched from sniffing petrol to cocaine recently! Very Happy
ben_in_boomba
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Joined: 05 Mar 2008
Posts: 9
Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2008 7:40 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
All my own work but i'm not sure if that's something i should publicise or not!
jfish1936
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Joined: 02 Sep 2007
Posts: 140
Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2008 8:40 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
Keep up the good work, Ben.
We're all laughing here,
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